1) Chase after him making kissy noices (unknown)
2) Chase after Kurama making kissy noices (unknown)
3) Saw the tree he's sleeping in down (unknown)
4) Say that Kuwabara and Yusuke can kick his ass any day (Duchess)
5) Put saran wrap on his toilet seat (craig my bro does this a lot)
6) Tacks on his chair (craig again)
7) Mess with his food (once again craig)
8) While he's watching Yukina walk up to him and push him from the tree he's in (Duchess)
9) Make fun of him (Duchess)
10) Call him an asshole (Duchess)
11) Call him any name at all (Duchess)
12) When he turns around lift your hand about five feet in the air and laugh (Matt)
13) Distract him while he's fighting (Duchess)
14) Sing a song with Botan (unknown)
15) Hurt Yukina's feelings (Duchess)
16) Hurt Yukina (Matt)
17) Make fun of his heighth in any way, shape, or form. (Duchess)
18) Talk to him enthusiastically (Duchess)
19) Put tooth paste in the middle of his oreo (Duchess)
20) Make fun of his hair (Duchess)
21) After he makes fun of you turn around, hit your butt, and tell him to kiss it (Matt)
22) Cross your wrists, straighten your hands, jump in the air, hit around your ::clears throat:: and tell him to suck it (Matt)
23) Start to laugh unexpectedly and when he asks whats so funny scream "YOU!" (Matt)
24) Challenge him to a battle and say you're going to win over and over again. Then run as fast as you can 'cause you know you can't beat him. (Duchess)
25) Take his katana when he's not looking, hide it behind your back, and ask him "Where's your katana?" (Duchess)
26) Make a threat to him (Duchess)
27) Make a threat to Yukina (Matt)
28) Make a threat to Kurama (Duchess)
29) Say to Kuwabara that Hiei has gotten over him being with Yukina. Then when Kuwabara starts to kiss her in front of him whisper to Kuwabara, "You're dead" Then tell Hiei is was you who told Kuwabara he didnt care (Duchess)
30) Challnge him to a multiplayer match of 007 and when he refuses cluck and call him a chicken. After beating him at the game you have been playing all your life laugh in his face and yell, "I BEAT YOU" (Duchess)
31) Give him real high heel boots for his birthday (anymonus)
32) slap him on the back
33) if Hiei is about to hit you say: YOU WOULDN'T DARE HIT A WOMAN YOU DIRTY BOY! then kick him where allmen cry being kicked
34) Tell Yukina to take a walk in the park and tell Hiei that 2 demons kidnapped her and took her to the makai. 2 hours later when he comes back say: oh i'm sorry, she just took a walk in the park.
35) look at him nonstop
36) take his bandanna and run away with it
37) Tell him that yukina found out that he was her brother and that she was crying and tell him that she wanted to talk to him. then when he goes over to talk to her she keeps saying what are you talking about? And then he says: HELLO im your brother remember? YOU FOUND OUT! And so thats one way to get hiei to say it!!
( 32-37 by summer)
38) Steal his cloak and hang from a tree so that he can't reach it.
Look down at him and just laugh. (mistress Hiei lover)
39) go up to him pinch his checks and say how adorable he is and give him a kiss and run away (Nezerus)
40) take his katana and say kuwabara took it and when he comes back tell him yusuke took it and when he gets back say that it was right where he left it ( Nezerus)
41) All U need to do is Poke him in the Jagan eye and snigger
42) Give Genkai some "Skelo-Grow" and when she gets tall,
tell Hiei that he is now OFFICIALLY "THE" shortest character in YYH.
43) Buy him glasses with an extra lens for his Jagan.....
44) Steal his tear gem and sell it to some black market theif
for a profit.
45) Blindfold him in his sleep and take him to Disneyland and leave him in the "Its a SMALL World Agter All" ride as a doll.
(41 - 45 by ReiKai DrAgOn)
